Go hawks

November 2, 2017 at 8:25 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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‘It says “NO HAWKERS”.’

‘Bugger.’

 

 

Pic by British Library.

 

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Joys of childhood

August 5, 2017 at 7:40 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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‘Jee-sus … that’s one switched-on Tooth Fairy!’

 

‘No sh*t!’

 

Pic by angelandim.

 

The critics

July 16, 2017 at 7:29 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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‘Have you found the new series of Offspring “surprising”?’

 

‘Mildly. But not in the sense the promoters intended.’

 

Pic by Offspring Films.

 

 

That’s the spirit!

July 6, 2017 at 7:23 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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‘Did they take your nail clippers?’

 

‘No.’

 

‘Same.’

 

Pic by Walter Mittelholzer.

 

 

Cockney science

May 22, 2017 at 6:33 am | Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments
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Lever

 

‘Lever it out, Arfur.’

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Scattervox

May 19, 2017 at 6:59 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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‘We specialise in scat.’

‘Zippity dat, dat, dat … zwee bop.’

‘Yeah.’

Pic by Terri Begley.

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Dogwood

May 7, 2017 at 8:45 am | Posted in Article | 2 Comments
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Dogwood

Depending on interpretation, dogwoods are classed in up to ten subgenera.

The Australian Dogwood (Cornus canae) is a particularly resilient member of the genus.

It can generally be distinguished by its inconspicuous flowers

and distinctive

bark.

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Only in red

July 8, 2016 at 8:54 am | Posted in Short Story | 2 Comments
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Only in red

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‘OK, so they didn’t have it in yellow!

‘What was I supposed to do: not turn up for work?

‘I don’t know why you blokes have to make such a big thing of it.

‘I honestly think the red provides an interesting contrast …

… ‘Fellas?’

 

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Girl power

July 6, 2016 at 7:38 am | Posted in Short Story | 4 Comments
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Girl Power Med Empire

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Girl evades giant Pac-Man.

Girl wins 300 metre dash.

Girl meets boy.

Girl starts BBQ fire.

Girl wins see-saw game.

Girl wins swimming competition.

What a fun, successful and totally empowering day!

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Temerity prayer

May 4, 2016 at 9:35 am | Posted in Poem | Leave a comment
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God grant me

the serenity

to forgive people

I can change;

courage

to take out those

I cannot

and wisdom

to know the difference

at 1200 metres

in fading light

with a 10 km crosswind.

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